Daily Affirmation of Failure for 10-29-15

No matter how hard I work, I will most likely remain where I am. The system is not a meritocracy, and the higher positions are reserved for the beautiful people and their children. I am not beautiful, so no doors will be opened for me, I will not get second chances, and my perfectly justifiable frustrations at being condemned to drudgery will be seen as insolence and insubordination. Therefore, unlike the beautiful, my desire to better myself will not be seen as ambition but as a dire threat. And unlike them, my dreams will not be seen as endearing and a sign of "inner motivation" but out of place and kind of sad.

Falling Down

If you are falling down and too exhausted to get back up, the world hates you. They say you have to keep on trying no matter what and "never give up." But they also say that it's a competitive world and they make sure they send their children to the best schools paying dearly for the name on the degree. What do these people think will happen to the people who don't have a diploma with that name on it? Surely, they must be expecting something grand from so costly a piece of paper.

So, if this is so and the world is so competitive, it stands to reason that there will be winners and losers. It also stands to reason that those that have failed early on in life will have it harder as they attempt to climb the hill after they have already fallen, in some cases numerous times.

If the person who can't make it then becomes too tired to get back up, and commits the sin of recognizing his despair, hopelessness and exhaustion why do we then hate  him so much? He may just be saying he failed and outlining why; and it may dawn on him it is just too late.

So what? Let him have his consolation. He is not feeling sorry for himself, just trying to understand his life.

Anyway, his failure leaves more for you, so why do you care if he has given up? You have paid for him to give up, haven't you?

Daily Affirmation of Failure for 10-28-15

If aliens came down and abducted me, it would be the best thing that ever happened to me. I could easily endure the anal probe or even being put into a Human Zoo as long as they (the aliens) promised to take me to their planet and off of this one.

Quotations for Those Not Good Enough

Well I've never been part of the game
The life that I live is my own
All that I know is that I was born
To wander this world all alone, all alone

Some people are born with their lives all laid out
And all their success is assured
Some people work hard all their lives for nothin'
They take it and don't say a word
They don't say a word

Sometimes it's like I don't even exist
Even God has lost track of my soul
Why else would he leave me out here like this
To wander this world all alone


                                               -Johnny Lang

Daily Affirmation of Failure for 10-27-15

None of the cliches work for me. I can toil away patiently waiting for my day to come. I can endure all hardship and bleak outcomes. I can "create my own reality," create my own life and exercise my will to power. But none of it matters because I know I will spend my senior years underneath a bridge near the expressway, holding up a sign and begging for money no matter what I do.

Daily Affirmation of Failure for 10-26-15

There is probably someone right now at my job who hates me and is plotting against me. I will get fired without any chance to defend myself because my boss likes that person and could care less for me and my life.

Great Quotations for Those Not Good Enough

“I go dreaming into the future, where I see nothing, nothing. I have no plans, no idea, no project, and, what is worse, no ambition. Something – the eternal ‘what’s the use?’ – sets its bronze barrier across every avenue that I open up in the realm of hypothesis.”
                                                                                                   ― Gustave Flaubert

Daily Affirmation of Failure for 10-25-15

Do you go to church on Sunday? Have you tried to "let go and let God" and have asked him to guide you into a happy and less anxious life?

And that hasn't worked either, right?

Well, don't blame God, blame yourself. Or maybe, you should consider yourself lucky that you have been chosen to suffer.

You will never be one of the content people you see in church. Even He can't help you. At this point you should admit that you will be lost and never found for the rest of your life.

Daily Affirmation of Failure for 10-24-15

Starting a blog and not writing in it all for four years is a sure sign that you have no talent, you aren't interesting and you have absolutely nothing to say.

Just Remember: You Are Not Chelsea Clinton

There were a lot of losers who complained when NBC gave Chelsea Clinton $600,000 a year to do feel-good happy stories on their newscasts. Some of those losers were actually journalists who had went to journalism school and never came close to making $600,000 for their entire lives.

 But Chelsea endured the sea of poison and envy and pushed on to do amazing  work as a journalist,  like the interview she did with the Geico gecko. Her work was so rare in fact, it is almost impossible to find any reference to it anywhere.

However, Chelsea has finally given up her strenuous post at NBC and moved on from what some ne'r-do- wells have called her "fake job" as a reporter, to her "real job" of saving the world as the Director of the Bill, Hillary, and Chelsea Clinton Foundation.

You see, she has a degree from Stanford, and two degrees from Oxford and you don't. Her professors loved her and gave her the highest praise in public. Did your professors (at the local public university) even know you existed? Did they ask you your name and what class you were in when you sought them out for a reference?

Yep. I thought so.

Chances are, before you ever get a steady job as a file clerk in some governmental agency somewhere in Bumfuck, USA Chelsea Clinton will have won an Oscar, a Grammy (for spoken word), and the Nobel Peace Prize. And while you're contemplating suicide as the only way out of your soul-sucking 9-5 job as a clerk in Bumfuck (if you even get it), she will be contemplating her first presidential campaign.

So at this point you should  put away those lofty dreams of "contributing" to the world and being satisfied with the work you're doing while making enough money to live on. You will never achieve these things, you're not good enough. And besides, Chelsea Clinton has saving the world covered. She doesn't need help from losers like you.

Good luck in Bumfuck!